| Engineer Sms | |
| Some realities: -A guy with a charming personality, having attitude is an Army Officer! -A guy with lots of attitude and cuteness on face is a doctor! -A guy with lots of brain and money is a businessman! -A guy with no money, no cuteness, no personality and still attitude is an ENGINEER. *Conditions Apply. Exceptions | |
| Things Girls and Boys Do in an Exam Hall | |
| 7 Things Girls Do in an Exam Hall: 1. Write 2. Stuck Hair Behind Ears 3. Again Write 4. Change the Empty Refill 5. Again Write 6. Ask for Extra Sheet 7. Again Keep Writing 7 things Boys do in an Exam Hall: 1. Count the No. of Girls 2. Check Out the Young Lady Supervisor 3. Counting How Many Windows n Doors 4. Revising the Location of Chits in the Pockets 5. Seeing the Brand Name of a Pen 6. Waiting for the Time, To Get Out of here 7. Think to study Well at least for Next Exam | |
| A B.Tech student took his girlfriend to his home | |
| A B.Tech student took his girlfriend to his home after completing B.tech Father asked who is she.. Son replied.. . . . . . . . My campus selection!! | |
| Teacher: why are u late! | |
| Killer Attitude Teacher: why are u late! Student: Does it really matter. You still get paid!! | |
| Exams ke ek din pehle mujhe hosh aaya | |
| Exams ke ek din pehle mujhe hosh aaya socha meine bohot aur cheating karne ka plan banaya bathroom mein kardi meine cheating ki setting aur ab bus karni thi mujhe bathroom jane ki acting Exam paper dekh ke meri ankhon ke aage andhera chaya kia bataon paper tha physics aur mein chemistry le aaya. | |
| Principal Pappu Se | |
| Principal Pappu Se: India Ka Jhanda Sab Se Pehle Kahan Lagaya Gaya Pappu (Kaafi Sochne K Baad): DANDE Par.. Lol MORAL- PAPPU ITNA V BEVKUF NAHI HAI! | |
| 7 great qualities of students | |
| 7 great qualities of students: 1- CONSISTENCY: Once a zero, always a zero. 2- VOICE MODULATION: Attendance in5 different voices. 3- PRESENTATION SKILL: Presenting 1answer in 5 different ways for 5 different Questions. 4- ART: Designing Classroom Tables. 5- STAMINA: Tolerate teachers for 90 mint lectures. 6- PERIPHERAL VISION: Checking out a girl and guy sitting behind. 7- HUMANITY: Giving others chance 2 Top. | |
| Kehdo un parhne walon se | |
| Kehdo un parhne walon se, Kabhi hum bhi parha kertay thay, Jitna syllabus parh k wo top kertay hain, Utna to hum choice per chor dia kertay they, | |
| Teacher Student Sms | |
| Teacher: 1 Book + 1 Book? Student: 2 Books Teacher: 2 Books + 2 Books? Student: 4 Books Teacher: (Hun ik aukha question)! 61,789,365 Books + 23,678,989 Books?? Student: LIBRARY | |
| Question: Prove that PAPA = MAMA | |
| Question: Prove that PAPA = MAMA ARTS STUDENT: Out of Course. COMMERCE STUDENT: Wrong Question. MEDICAL STUDENT: What the Hell…its not Possible. ENGINEERING STUDENT: Hmmmm… Force(F) =Mass (M)* accleriation(A) and PRESSORE(P) = force/Area implies PA=MA.. Squaring both side.. PAPA=MAMA Hence proved.. ENGINEER ROCKS Tin Tin Tidin | |
| Mat chhino college ke baccho se mobile | |
| Mat chhino college ke baccho se mobile, ye akele rehne se darte hai, le lo exam bhi FACEBOOK par.. kyun ki ye ek hi chiz to hai jo mann lagakar use krte hae. | |
| Side effect of excess study | |
| Side effect of excess study: A guy went to restaurant, He wanted to see the menu but He forgot what it is called he ask waiter, . Syllabus lana…!!! | |
| The Funniest Situation in Student Life | |
| The Funniest Situation in Student Life: . . . . . When u have No idea what to Write in the Paper & the Examiner Comes & Says.. *Plz Hide ur Answer Sheet* | |
| Sir: Angrezo Ne CHAND par PANI aur BARAF ki Khoj kar li hai | |
| Sir: Angrezo Ne CHAND par PANI aur BARAF ki Khoj kar li hai. Batao isse tumne kya sikha Santa: Bas humein ab sirf DAARU aur NAMKEEN Leke Jana hai… | |
| 3 College Rules | |
| 3 College Rules: 1) Be quiet in class bcoz other are sleeping. 2) Dont forget to carry ur book bcoz it work as pillow. 3) Keep the college clean…. So always be Absent. | |
| University exam mein Wife per essay likhne ko kaha gaya | |
| University exam mein WIFE per essay likhne ko kaha gya. 1 student ne sirf 1 hi sentence likha aur usey pure marks mile, She has a Problem for every Solution. | |
| Principle to Students | |
| Principle to Students: U people must sleep atleast 7 hrs a day.. Student: Impossible Sir!!! School is only for 6 hrs | |
| Khubsurat ladkiyan zyada padhai nahi karti | |
| Khubsurat ladkiyan zyada padhai nahi karti bcoz wo janti hai ke duniya ke kisi kone mein koi gadha unke liye engineer ya doctor banraha hoga. | |
| Teacher: Bachchon kasam lo ki daru cigrate or ladki se dur rahoge | |
| Teacher: Bachchon… kasam lo ki daru, cigrate or ladki se dur rahoge Aur desh ke liye jaan bhi de doge. Boys: De denge Jaan! Saali aisi zindagi ka karenge bhi kya. | |
| Teacher: Tell me the names of all the planets | |
| Teacher: Tell me the names of all the planets..!! Student: venus, earth, mars … Teacher: aur bta Stunt: bas badhiya.. tu bata! | |
| Student school mein gadha lekar aaya? | |
| Student school mein gadha lekar aaya? Teacher: Gadha kyu laye ho? Stud: Apne kaha tha Mene bade-2 gadho ko insan bnaya hai? mene socha iski bhi life ban jaye. | |
| Question Paper of a 5th Class Boy | |
| Question Paper of a 5th Class boy: Write an essay about your best friend in 200 words. Given time half an hour. Boy finished the paper in first minute itself… He just wrote one sentence but he got full marks.. That sentence was “Any combination of 26 alphabets will never express my friend” | |
| Be a Programmer, Think Differently | |
| Teacher Gave Him Punishment To Write 5000 Times “I Will Not Throw Paper Airplanes In Class…” And Submit It Tomorrow…. Next Day, He Submitted The Paper Written #Include Void Main( ) { Clrscr( );Int N; For( N=1 ; N<=5000 ; N++ ) Printf(“I Will Not Throw Paper Airplanes In Class”); Getch( ); } Be A Programmer… Think Differently | |
| MBA passed student speech | |
| MBA passed student speech: I would like to thank my parents for paying my admission fee Then I wud like to thank my teachers for My attendance and their concentration on completing syllabus only Bcoz of which I turned to my masters- The internet, Google, wikipedia, Face Book, you tube & special thanks to downloads and Copy Paste techniques Due to which I passed my exams! Have Sweet Day | |
| Teacher: Pani mein rahne wale 5 jiv-jantu ke naam batao? | |
| Teacher: Pani mein rahne wale 5 jiv-jantu ke naam batao? Boy: Mendak. Tec: 4 aur batao. Boy: Mendak ki mummy, mendak k papa, mendak ki behan & mendak ki item. | |
| Rahul Gandhi ko 1 bache ne kaha | |
| 1 gaon me Rahul Gandhi ko 1 bache ne kaha: Sirji 14 mahino se yaha school me teacher nahi he. Rahul- To school kaise chal raha he? Bacha- Jaise desh chal raha hai! | |
| Ragging ke waqt ladko ne ek ladki se kaha | |
| Ragging ke waqt ladko ne ek ladki se kaha, Ek sawal ka jawab do. Patna kahan hai ? Ladki- Bihar mein. Boys- Yahi pat jao itni dur jaane ki kya jrurat hai. | |
| Teacher to Student | |
| Teacher: beta Batao ke fast, faster, fastest forms ko hindi mein kaise kahenge? Student: bhag.. tez bhag…. bhag teri maaa ki… | |
| 4 student bike pe ja rahe the | |
| 4 student bike pe ja rahe the.. Police: triple swari band hai.. Phir bhi tum 4 baithe ho? Student Pareshan ho ke peeche dekhte hue bola: 5wa kaha gir gaya be? | |
| K.G. Boy: Mam may I go to toilet? | |
| K.G. Boy: Mam may I go to toilet? Mam: No, A to Z sunao fir jana. Boy: ABCDEFGHIJKLMN_ _QRS_UVWX_Z. Mam: P,O,T,Y kaha hai!! Boy: Meri chaddi mein | |
| Jodiya Swarg me banti hai | |
| Awesome fact.. Colleges n School ko hum log “SWARG” bolte hai.. Hmmm… Tabhi toh bujurg log kehte hai ke “Jodiya SWARG mein banti hai” | |
| Mam: Girls kya Phen Sakti hai..? | |
| Mam: Girls kya Phen Sakti hai..? Student: Saree, Suit, Jeans aur Skirt Mam: Good, Ab Batao Girls kya Nahi Phen Sakti..? Student Sharmate huve Bola: CONDOM | |
| Ek ladka fail hua to uske papa ne kaha | |
| Ek ladka fail hua to uske papa ne kaha- dekh-dekh us ladki ko dekh wo tumhare sath padhti hai, 1st aayi hai. boy- dekh-dekh kya dekh, Usiko dekh-dekh ke to fail hua hoon. | |
| Ultimate Kaliyug | |
| Ultimate Kaliyug: 1st Standard Boy:- Can I kiss Your Hand? 1st Standard Girl:- Why, Is Anything Wrong With My LIPS!! | |
| Lady Teacher- Batao Samosa aur kachori, mein kya fark hai? | |
| Lady Teacher- Bachho, batao Samosa aur kachori, mein kya fark hai? Ek Saitan Baccha bola – Madam, Bra pehenogi to Samosa dikhega, Nahi pehenogi to kachori.. | |
| Sir- Kaunsa Panchhi sabse Tez udta hai? | |
| Sir- Kaunsa Panchhi sabse Tez udta hai? Boy- Hathi Sir- Nalayak, Tera baap kya karta hai? Boy- Chhota Rajan ke gang me shooter hai Sir- Shabash, Hathi sahi jawab hai | |
| Teacher: Why did you laugh? | |
| Teacher: Why did you laugh? Boy: I saw 1 strip of your bra. Teacher: Get out of the class for 1 week. 2nd boy laughed. Teacher: Why did u laugh.? Boy: I saw both strips. Teacher: Get out for 1 month. She bent down to take chalk. Little Jhony started walking out. Teacher: Jhony, why r u going out? Jhony: What I just saw, I think my school days r over | |
| 1 Nursery Class ka bacha bola | |
| 1 Nursery CLASS ka bacha bola Mam me aap ko kaisa lagta hun? Mam- SO SWEET BACHA Apni Side ke Larke Se Bola- Dekha mene kaha tha na line marti hai | |
| Teacher – Dhritrashtra ke 100 Putra the | |
| Teacher- Dhritrashtra ke 100 Putra the, Pamdu Ke sirf 5 Aisa kyu? Student- Sir, kyu ki jinki Aankhen hoti Hai, Unhe Aur Bhi Kaam Hote Hai..!! | |
| Lecture me masti thi | |
| Lecture me masti thi, Hamari b kuch hasti thi, Techers ka sahara tha, Dil ye awara tha, Kaha aa gaye is zindagi ki raftaar me wo school kitna pyara tha |
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