| College Jokes | |
| PROFESSOR – Fools ask so many questions which make a Wise man go Mad. PAPPU – You are right sir, we go thru a similar situation during our exams.! | |
| WHY is a Lecturer Greater as compared to a Mother.? | |
| WHY is a Lecturer Greater as compared to a Mother.? Bcause a mother can put only 1 child to sleep, but… A lecturer cAn put the Whole clAss to sleep… | |
| What is Red and goes Tring Tring.? | |
| What is Red and goes Tring Tring.? Guess TOMATO the Tring Tring was to confuse you.. . OK again What is Red and goes Tring Tring.? guess Black Phone the Red was to confuse you.. . OK again what is Red and goes Tring Tring.? guess CAKE both Red and Tring Tring was to confuse you.. . OK again what is Red and goes Tring Tring.? guess FIRE ENGINE and you thought I was confusing you. . And that’s how they ask in the exams.! Be ready.. | |
| A Fool can Ask More Questions that a Wise person canNot Answer | |
| Someone said, ‘A Fool can Ask More Questions that a Wise person canNot Answer’ Student : No wonder why so many of us are speechless when Lecturers ask questions | |
| How 2 spnd 3hrs in xam hall? | |
| How 2 spnd 3hrs in xam hall? (2pm to 5pm) 2:00- 2:10 writ d reg no&sub cod 2:10-2:40 read crfuly d instrctn given 2:40-3:40 read d questn paper twice 3:40-4:15 see if you understand any question 4:15-4:20 ask 4 water & drnk 4:20-4:50 check whether u’ve filled al d details carfuly #Last 10 mnts relax.. | |
| Why do students fail in exams? | |
| Why do students fail in exams? BECOZ Eight hours of sleep each day =122 days 365-122=243 summer holidays=61 days 243-61=182 sundays in a year= 52 days 182-52=130 festival holidays= 40 days 130-40=90 3 hrs of daily routine=46 days 90-46=44 winter holiays=15 days 44-15=29 1hr of chatting per day=15 days 29-15=14 sickness days/yr = 10 days 14-10=4 film time in a yr= 3 days 4-3=1 remaining 1day is their HAPPY BIRTHDAY… | |
| We Complete our Syllabus in 1 Day, what our Lecturers Try to In 1 Year.!! :-( | |
| A GENIUS is a Person who Can Do for $1 what others Can Do for $100″ – As such we Complete our Syllabus in 1 Day, what our Lecturers Try to In 1 Year.! | |
| What is the answer ? | |
| One Night 4 College Students Were Playing Till Late Night And Didn’t Study For The Test Which Was Scheduled For The Next Day.In the morning they thought of a plan. They made themselves look as dirty and weird with grease and dirt. They then went up to the Dean and said that they had gone out to a wedding last night and on their return the tyre of their car burst and they had to push the car all the way back and that they were in no condition to appear for the test. So the Dean said they can have the re-test after 3 days. They thanked him and said they will be ready by that time. On the third day they appeared before the Dean. The Dean said that as this was a Special Condition Test, All four were required to sit in separate classrooms for the test. They all agreed as they had prepared well in the last 3 days. The Test consisted of 2 questions with the total of 100 Marks. Q.1. Your Name…………………….( 2 MARKS ) Q.2. Which tyre burst?……………( 98 MARKS ) a) Front Left b) Front Right c) Back Left d) Back Right …!!! | |
| Nalayk bano to aise bano ke | |
| Nalayk bano to aise bano ke, Jis din bhi Kitab kholo to, Khud Kitab ke panne tumse puche.. . . . . . Beta aaj tabiyat to theek hai na ya pee rakhi hai..! | |
| Ek din jab wo humse mile to bole kya hume yaad karte ho! | |
| Ek din jab wo humse mile to bole kya hume yaad karte ho….? Ab unhe kon btaye k yaad krna itna asaan hota to.. hum apni class me top na kar lete..!! | |
| Finally, we broke up | |
| Finally, we broke up ….!! . . . . . . . Me and My . . . . . . Books bohat ho gya tha yaar.. hamare bech understanding hi nahi thi..!! | |
| Statement of boys, when they remain unsuccessful | |
| Statement of boys, when they remain unsuccessful in making girlfriends in College.. 1st sem: Meri to pehle se hai 2nd sem: Chalo try karenge 3rd sem: Apne batch me koi dhang ki nahi hai 4th sem: Juniors bhi dhang ki nahi hai 5th sem: Bhai kisise intro to kara 6th sem: Koi bhi chalegi 7th sem: Mere paas time nahi tha varna And Finally With Full Attitude 8th sem: Dekha puri degree ho gayi par aaj tak kisiko bhaav nahi diya | |
| Psychology ka practical ho raha tha | |
| Psychology ka practical ho raha tha. Professor ne 1 Chuhe k liye 1 tarf CAKE aur dusri trf CHUHIYA rakh di. Chuha fouran Cake ki trf lapka. Dusri bar Cake ko badal kr ROTI raki. Chuha Roti ki trf lapka. Is tarah kai bar food-item badle magar Chuha hr bar food ki trf bhaga. Profesr: Bas, sabit ho gya ki BHUKH hi sbse bdi taqat h. Itne me last row ki bench se awaz aai Sir, 1 bar Chuhiya badal k bhi dekh lo,ho skta h wo uski “BEHAN” ho..! Backbenchers Rockz | |
| Paper de de ker Dimagh aisa ho gya hai | |
| Paper de de ker Dimagh aisa ho gya hai Mummy Pochtin hai khane mein kua dun? To Me Kehta Hun Section-B se kuch bhi de do | |
| 29% students sitting in class wonder | |
| 29% students sitting in class wonder who would die if the fan falls down and remaining 71% students wonder if terrorist attacks how would I save the class | |
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