SMS And Joks Khajana

Commerce professor asks, the students:
Commerce professor asks, the students: What is the most important law of finance for starting business..? Freaky Replied: Father-in-Law..!!

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The most awkward moment is when you get back home
The most awkward moment is when you get back home from college and look at yourself in the mirror thinking.. Did I really look like this all day?

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Sometimes i feel like why to study?
Sometimes i feel like why to study? i can get any kind of job in this rushy world which will earn my food at least 3 times but later when i see some salesman roaming from home to home to sell n earn.. damn i rush home.. search my books and start reading.

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Teacher: If You Have 10 Rs & You Ask For 10 Rs from Your Dad
Teacher: If You Have 10 Rs & You Ask For 10 Rs from Your Dad .. How Much In Total You Have?? Student: Rs 10 Teacher: You idiot You Fool You Don’t Know Maths Student: I Know Maths Mam But You Don’t Know My Dad

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Teacher: Where’s your homework?
Teacher: Where’s your homework? Girl: Um… (looks to boyfriend for help)? Boy: It was my fault. Sorry. Girl: (whispers) What r u doing? (he smiled & winked at her) Teacher: What? Boy: It was my fault. Teacher: How so? Boy: I walked her to school today & offered to carry her books. Teacher: So where’s her homework? Boy: I dropped it. Teacher: Why? Boy: I dropped it when I was beating up a guy for saying you weren’t the best teacher ever. (everyone laughs & teacher smiles) Teacher: I’ll give you one more day to get it finished!

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Full from of School and Class
Full from of- S.C.H.O.O.L. -Six Crappy Hours Of Our Life Full form of: C.L.A.S.S. -Come Late And Start Sleeping.

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Teacher: You Just Got 5 Marks
Teacher: You Just Got 5 Marks And Still You Are Laughing. Student: I Am Wondering How I Got 5 Marks Even… I Wrote Song Lyrics.

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Single sheet of paper cannot decide my future
Im a great fan of Thomas Edison, Because of his quote that…!! Tomorrow is my exam but I dont care Because a single sheet of paper cannot decide my future.

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Awesome Moment When You Get!
That Awesome Moment When You Get.. A Good Grade For A Test You Didn’t Study For & Suddenly Your Mom Wakes You & You Realize It Was Just A Dream..

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School Sms
~ SCHOOL LIFE ~ Most Irritating Moment Morning Alarm Most Difficult Task To Find Socks Most Dreadful Journey Way To Class Most Lovely Time Meeting Friends Most Tragic Moment Surprise Test in 1st Period Most Wonderful News Teacher is Absent

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Kabhi kabhi dil chahta hai kuch aisa ho jaye
Kabhi kabhi dil chahta hai kuch aisa ho jaye Paper ho par result na aye, Class ho par teachr na aye, Bus me baithe par school na jaye, Picnic jaye or wapis na aye, Hafte me 3 din ho aur fir Sunday aye. Sote rahe din bhar, Shaam ko ghumne jaye, Hum bilkul na padhe aur pass ho jaye, Sab dost saath rahe aur chuttiyan manaye, Jise chahte he dil se wo apna ho jaye, Barish me bheege or zor se gaye, Duniya ko bhul Kr fir bacche ban jaye Bheed se dur ek duniya banaye, Saari zindgi bas yuhi kat jaye, Kaash ye saare sapne sach ho jaye Kabhi kabhi dil chahta h kuch aisa ho jaye.

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Frnd k saath kro ya grlfrnd k sath
Frnd k saath kro ya grlfrnd k sath, room me kro ya badroom me, bad par kro ya fir sofe pe, din me kro ya fir raat me, ground me karo ya garden me kro, aakhir success hone k liye padhai to krni padegi na.

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My teacher pointed me with her ruler and said
My teacher pointed me with her ruler and said: at the end of this ruler there is an idiot. I got detention after asking her: which end?

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4 Saal lagte hain ek insaan ko engineer ban-ne mein
4 Saal lagte hain ek insaan ko engineer ban-ne mein Phir Chahay saari zindgi laga lo Wo wapas insaan nahi ban sakta.

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Behind Every FAIL Student There is A HOT Girlfriend
Behind Every FAIL Student There is A HOT Girlfriend And What About TOPPERS? ‘ . . . . A HOT Madam Jis ki Wajah Se Kaminey Sari Classes Attend Karte Hain

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High class insult
High class insult Teacher- Tum aaj 50 min late aaye ho. Ye koi time hai class me aane ka.. Student- Sir, mai late nahi aaya hu. Mai to agle lecture ke liye jaldi aaya hu.

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Har tarf padhai ki moh maya hai
Har tarf padhai ki moh maya hai, Kitabo mein jivaan kisne paya hai, Hum to jate hai ladkiya dekhne aur madam kehti thi, Ladka itni thandd mein bhi padhne aya hai.

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