| My Joke | |
| An Alabama Footballer And A Auburn Footballer Went To Tunica To Do A Little Gambling And After About 2 Or 3 Hours The Alabama Player Said He Had Had Enough And Was Walking Back To His And He See's The Auburn Player Pushing A Wheel Barrel Full Of | |
| The Pope And Uk Football | |
| What Does The Pope And Uk Football Have In Common? they Both Can Make 65,000 People Stand Up And Say "jesus Christ" | |
| 46 Fun Things For Profs To Do | |
| 1.wear A Hood With One Eye Hole. Periodically Make Strange Gurgling Noises. 2.after Confirming Everyone's Names On The Roll, Thank The Class For Attending "advanced Astrodynamics 690" And Mention That Yesterday Was The Last Day To | |
| Thing To Do During A Lecture. | |
| -fake A Seizure -make Loud Animal Noises And Deny Doing It -think Of Some New Pick Up Lines. See If They Work. -churn Some Butter -create A Brand New Language -walls Made Of Brick: Count The | |
| Whats The Height of Hope? | |
| Whats The Height of Hope? It iz: Sitting in the Exam Hall, Holding the Question Paper in Hand And Telling Yourself … “Dude, Don’t Worry … Exams will get Postponed!” | |
| Height of Coolness | |
| Two Guys coming out of the examination Hall with chips and coke in hands…. 1st guy: Which paper was it? 2nd guy: I think maths…… 1st guy: (surprisingly) you read the question paper? 2nd guy: No I see a girl sitting besides me using calculator | |
| LOVE Defined in Medical | |
| MEDICAL QUESTION….. Q: define “LOVE” nd describe in detail.(10 marks) Definition: A serious disorder of heart due 2 relationship between men&women dat cn sumtm cause death of 1 or both depending on d resistance associated TYPES: *1way & *2way Age-usually occurs in puberty bt nowdays cn b found in ny age grp Sites affected-brain nd heart (affected ppl assume dat only heart is affected) RISK FACTORS: *teenagers, *boys with out sisters, *girls widout brothers *hostel students. ETIOLOGY: *Timepass, *desire to be loved, *money&beauty. SYMPTOMS: *Tension, *daydream, *tachycardia, *insomnia *phone addict, *no concentration INVESTIGATION: *diary *album *books *mobile(most confirmatory) TREATMENT: *anti therapy by father or brother or mum’s chappal or broom..:-D | |
| Do U know the fullform of COLLEGE | |
| C-Come, O-On, L-Lets, L-Love, E-Each, G-Girl, E-Equally…… Thats why boys go to college. | |
| Funny Engineering College Jokes | |
| The Years of Engineering F.E. Fond of Engineering S.E. Sick Of Engineering T.E. Tired of Engineering Is it worth it??? Engineers Anthem: Hum Honge All Clear, Honge All Clear, Honge All Clear Ek Din, OH-HO, Mann me hai vishwas, Pura hai vishwas, Hum hoge all clear ek din. Top two Engineering Rumours: a) ‘Did you hear the results are being put up today at 5:30pm’ b) ‘Did you hear the exams are postponed by two weeks, it’s been put up at Main Notice Board’ | |
| In college days..she came into my life .. | |
| In college days..she came into my life .. I kept lookin at her. She smiled.., Yet i kept quiet… She began 2 speak.., I dint listen…And when she began 2 leave…, I started running behind her requesting . . . . Mam …mam…mam attendance… | |
| Btech sylbus after sem8… | |
| Btech sylbus after sem8: 1.Daily food processing 2.chanel changin tecniques 3.kuthuvakku comunictn from family.. 4.sleeping systms 5.viva by nattukar & famly 6.semnr on answring d topic, “jooli ayille?” 7.project on “wat to do next”. | |
| No dear, result is near… | |
| My nights are going sleepless, my days are going useless. So I asked GOD, “is this love?”. GOD replied, “no dear, result is near | |
| This is a very interesting subject. I want to study it one more time… | |
| If in examination hall during d exam u feel tht d paper is tough, dont worry. Just close ur eyes, take a deep breath n say 2 urself “This is a very interesting subject. I want to study it one more time” | |
| A sleeping lion is stronger than a barking dog. | |
| A sleeping lion is stronger than a barking dog. so a sleeping student is better than a barking teacher. - By, “ALL INDIA” Back Benchers Association.. | |
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