SMS And Joks Khajana

Nothing is more important than you
If someone waits for you,it doesn't mean that they have nothing to do...it just means that nothing else is more important than you...
Proposed and rejected in love - inspirational sms
Boy proposed a girl, she rejected. He was not sad so frnds asked Y U don't feel? Boy- Y should i feel? I lost 1 who never loved me! she lost the 1 who really love her...
Dont wait if you love someone
Don't wait until it's too late to tell someone how much you love, how much you care. Because when they're gone, no matter how loud you shout and cry, they won't hear you anymore
If love is water...
If love is water, I'll give u the ocean. If kisses are spaces, I'll give u the universe... If heat was your love and care, how I wish the sun was beside me..
I love you sms
The smallest word is I, the sweetest word is LOVE and the dearest person in the world is U. dats why I Love You..
All I wanted
All I wanted was sum1 2 care 4 me All I wanted was sum1 who'd b there 4 me All I ever wanted was sum1 who'd b true All I ever wanted was sum1 like U...
Love someone is madness
As days go by, my feelings get stronger, To be in ur arms, I can't wait any longer. Look into my eyes and u'll see that it's true, Day and Night my thought r of U..
My thoughts are for you
If love is sweet why does it hurt, if love is deep why does it burn, if love is warm why do we shiver, if love is tender why do we cry, if love is forever why do we die
Love is how you hold on
Loving is not how you forget but how you forgive, not how you listen but how you understand, not what you see but how you feel, and not how you let go but how you hold on
To my love, my Valentine
Even if the sun refused to shine, Even if romance ran out of rhyme You would still have my heart until the end of time, You're all I need, my love, my Valentine
A heart which wanna see you smile
To b honest wid u, I don't hav d words to make u feel better, but I do have d arms to give u a hug, ears to listen to whatevr u want to talk about, and I have a heart, a heart that's aching to see u smile again......
What does love mean
Love means to see some1 wid closed eyes, to miss some1 in crowd, 2 find some1 in evry thought, to live 4 some1, luv some1, but sure tht sum1 is ONLY one!
Without you my life is Blue
Wen things go wrong... Wen sadness fills ur heart... wen tears flow in ur eyes... always remember 3 things 1) I'm with u... 2) Still with u... 3) Will ALWAYS b...
A beautiful Love sms message
Love is dat ocean in which even if u get drown u wont call 4 help.. coz itz d suicide which u have committed 2 begin another new beautiful life
A famous Love sms quote
Loving is not how u forget but how u forgive, not how u listen but how u understand, not what u see but how u feel and not how u let go but how u hold on.
An I love you sms
if i cud gift u sumthing in lyf i wud gift u d ability 2 c urself thru my eyes.. only den wud u realiz how special u r 2 me. I love u swthrt..
An i love you sms for your loved one
I believe that GOD above created u for me to love.. He picked u out from all the rest.. because He know I Love u the best..
I would rain all day
If a raindrop would mean "I love you" and you would ask me how much I love you, I bet you that it would rain all day.
I love you sms for your boyfriend/girlfriend
Dive in ma heart u can c ocean of love in it. A boat of faith is w8in 4u 4a nonstop jouney in2 d core of ma heart. I Love You
Remember My Love
Time will always fly, but our love will never die. Keep in touch and remember me and my love.
Love has its ups and downs
Love has its ups and downs, its twists and turns. Love leaves you pain, teaches u until you learn and, even if love takes so long, it always takes you to where you belong.
You will be loved forever
Leave it once it'll will be left forever, Get it once it'll be yours forever, It's nothing but LOVE, LOVE only once and you'll be loved forever.
Love you forever
Day and Night only your thought, Other than you no one in my heart, You are MY ANGEL that is a fact, You have became beat of my heart, Love you still my soul will depart...
I will be there for you
If the road ahead is not so easy, Our love will lead the way for us Like a guiding star I'll be there for you if you should need me You don't have to change a thing

Touch My Heart
Touch my heart and u will feel, Listen to my heart and u will hear, Look into my heart and u will see that U will alwayz be a special part of me
I was a tear in your eye
If I was a tear in ur eye. I wud roll down onto ur lips. But if u were a tear in my eye I wud never cry coz, I wud be afraid 2 lose u!
Love knows no reason
Love knows no reasons, Love knows no lies, Love defines all reasons, Love has no eyes... But love is not blind, Love sees all but doesnt mind.....
When you love someone
When u love someone, Its like reaching for the star .*. U know u cant reach them .*. But u keep trying Coz may be 1 day that star might fall for u .!.*.!.*.!
Love someone is madness
To Luv some 1 is madness, 2 b loved by some1 is a Gift, Loving some1 who loves u is a duty, But being loved by some 1 whom u luv is LIFE.
If love is sweet
If love is sweet why does it hurt, if love is deep why does it burn, if love is warm why do we shiver, if love is tender why do we cry, if love is forever why do we die
I Love You
U-ME=NOTHING U+ME=EVERYTHING I LOVE U
One second without you can last for ever!
They learned me that one hours equals 60 minutes and that one minute equals 60 seconds, but they never told me that one second without you can last for ever!
I love your eyes
I love all the stars in the sky, but they are nothing compared to the ones in your eyes!
Remember My Love
Time will always fly, but our love will never die. Keep in touch and remember me and my love.
Without you my life is Blue
I'm lost in your dreams, during the days, and coz of that ,i can't feel the sun's rays, I'm lost in your dreams, even at night, and coz of that ,i can't see the moon light, I'm lost in your dreams, for months together, and coz of that, i can't feel the changing weather, So dear now i can't leave you coz, Without U my life is "Blue",. Love you
Love is what, when I am with you
Love,is more than what I have. Love,is more than what you are. Love,takes me where I've never been. Love,takes me where I am today. In love,is what I am with you.
I love the touch of your hand
I miss the touch of your hand in mine. your love warms me like the morning sun shine. I miss your breath on my ear as we embrace. I miss the softness of your cheek when I touch your face.

1 larka 1 larki ko propose kar...
1 Larka 1 Larki Ko Propose Karta Hai. Boy: I Love U.. Girl : Thapar Marungi. Boy . . . . . . . Mukka Bhi Khayegi Phir;.
chand ne chandni kopancil neÉ
Chand ne chandni ko pancil ne kitab ko humne kaha aap ko Happy rose day Janab ko
mai or humdam 1 hi gali me basÉ
mai or humdam 1 hi gali me baste hai, farak itna hai k darshan ko tarste hai. i love you TEJASVI from - Patila
itna toh bta zalim ,,, naazroo...
itna toh bta zalim ,,, naazrooon sai kiya itna dur hai,,, milna nahi chahthi ja meri tarah tu bhi majboor hai,,,love u deepika from deepkamal (sri sai collge of badhani) remeber me i still love u
happy rose day best frnd :)mÉ
Happy rose day best frnd :) may ur life b full of all love nd happiness :) without any thorns.. wishing u a happy rose day... :).. teddy
pyar ek dil ka nata hai,jo b...
Pyar ek dil ka nata hai, Jo bina Sart k nibhaya jata hai, Isme dooriyan ho to koi parvah nahin, bcz pyar ko dil me basaya jata hai. LUV U KHUSHI
sweeter than the candieslove...
Sweeter than the candies lovelier than the red roses more huggable than soft toys thats what youre heres wishing you a Rose Day thats as special as youre
subha ka har pal zindagi de apÉ
Subha ka har pal zindagi de apko din ka har lamha khushi de apko jaha gam ki hawa chhoo ke bhi na guzre khuda vo jannat si jami de apko
believe me, you re the one, ...
Believe me, you re the one, Whom my heart finds, Whom my mind reminds me of, Whom my destiny wants, Whom i love the most.
in the diamond, my kohinoor is...
In the Diamond, My Kohinoor is U. In the Sky, My Moon is U. Im only Body, My Heart is U. Thats Y i always Love You !!
happy rose day..lv u.happy rosÉ
happy rose day..lv u.Happy Rose day My love I love u .. may our life will full wid all glamour and happiness without any thorn. Wishing u happy Rose Day
subha ka har pal zindagi É
Subha ka har pal zindagi de apko din ka har lamha khushi de apko jaha gam ki hawa chhoo ke bhi na guzre khuda vo jannat si jami de apko
meri diwangi ka koi had nahi,,...
Meri diwangi ka koi had nahi,, Teri surat ke siwa mujhe kuch yaad nahi,, Main GULAB hu tere gulshan ka,, Tere siwa mujh pe kisi ka haq nahi....... HAPPY ROSE DAY............
bare najo se pali ho tum,isi...
bare najo se pali ho tum, isiliye to rose ki kali ho tum. jisase milne ki bekarari sataye, dil me kane wali khalbali ho tum.. HAPPY ROSE DAY 2 MY PRIYANKA -----<- data-blogger-escaped-td="">
with this rose, i reveal all m...
With this rose, I reveal all my thoughts and feelings about you that I have withheld for so long. I feel when I am with you I am like a rose, not because of it?s beauty, but because I am able to bloom and grow with you
happy rose day dear.kaunÉ
happy rose day dear. Kaun rakhta hai yaad naamo ko, Log chehere ko bhool jatey hain, Tum samunder ki baat karte ho, Log aankhon mein doob jatey hain. Happy Valentines Day 2012
happy rose day its special for...
Happy rose day its special for u................... (*_*), Pyar mein na jane kyun sab doob jate hain Kuch khote hain to kuch pate hain Pyar ki khushboo sabko hai pasand Or isi khushboo ko to gulaab kehte hain Happy Rose Day
ye haq h ya nai par unki prvah...
Ye haq h ya nai par unki prvah krna a6a lagta h, unse pyr krna sahi h ya nai par is ehsas ko jina a6a lagta h, kbhi hum sath honge xa nai par ye khwab dekhna a6a lagta h. Dil se happy rose day komal gupta tumara nikky
with this rose, i m not only g...
With this rose, I m not only give you merely a rose, but I give you my heart and soul. I send to you all the love I have to give, and anything else that would give me the chance to touch your heart. ` With this rose, I reveal all my thoughts and feelings about you that I have withheld for so long. I feel when I am with you I am like a rose, not because of it?s beauty, but because I am able to bloom and grow with you
"do good 2 every1 without any ...
"Do Good 2 every1 without any expectation" as an old proverb says : "Fragrance always remains in the hands of those who distribute roses.." HaPpY RoSe DaY............ :)
kitne aziz ho aap ye bataye ka...
Kitne aziz ho aap ye bataye kaise, hamari sadgi aapko dikhaye kaise, aap to anmol ho hamare liye, chand lafzo ke sms se apko samjaye kese.
"do good 2 every1 without a...
"Do Good 2 every1 without any expectation" as an old proverb says : "Fragrance always remains in the hands of those who distribute roses.." HaPpY RoSe DaY............ :)

Happy Valentines
Even though We donÕt get to be with each other As much as weÕd likeÉ I wanted to let you know In the morningÉ in the nightÉ U are on my mindÉ 24 x 7 Happy Valentine Day!
Sea is 4 u & waves r 4 me
A sea is for you, and waves are for me. The sky is for you, and stars are for me. The sun is for you, and light is for me. Everything is for you, and you are for me.. HAPPY VALENTINES DAY..
Love is the greatest feeling, Love is like a play
Love is the greatest feeling, Love is like a play, Love is what I feel for you,Each and every day, Love is like a smile, Love is like a song, Love is a great emotion,That keeps us going strong, I love you with my heart, My body and my soul, I love the way I keep loving, Like a love I canÔt control, So remember when your eyes meet mine, I love you with all my heart, And I have poured my entire soul into you, Right from the very start. Happy valentine day
Roses on Valentines Day from me
---;-<@ ---;-<@ ---;-<@ Roses exclusively from a nice person... ÔUÔ From a simple person... ÔMEÔ Keep roses until they dry... Keep my relation until I die... Happy ValentineÔs Day !
Love butterfly
If a butterfly comes close to you, if a purfumed rose touches your face, if your mobile dances on a nice tone, remember its me trying to say you ÔHappy ValentineÔs DayÔÉ.
Be my Valentine
U r my love & u r my valentineÉ I do love u & itÕs true, I never knew my life without u I wanna live but itÕs only with u, Please be my valentine, I will hold u 4ever
Only I can write, I Love You
I searched through books & leafed through cards, For words that wud convey, what I had in my heart, But when I sat down to write, all I can write wasÉ. I Love You! Happy ValentineÕs Day!
What will be my valentines gift
Wondering what my Valentine lover Will give me on ValentineÕs day Will it be a trip abroad? Will it be money for me to hoard? Will it be a diamond ring? Will it be two lovebirds to happily sing? Will it be a brand new car? Will he reach up for the bewitching stars? No my Valentine lover Had cupidÕs dart He aimed the dart Towards my heart My Valentine lover gave me his heart In return I gave him mine To keep with him Till the end of time Yes; my Valentine lover gave me his heart!
To My Valentine
To My Valentine T-o my Valentine, with all my love, O-f whom I cannot say enough in praise, M-ay my love for you sufficient prove, Y-earning to redeem your caustic days. V-ortices within may drag you down. A-nchor, then, in my serenity. L-ove saves some who otherwise might drown, E-mbarked alone upon their Galilee. N-or should you deem your own love not enough T-o be the chapel to which I retreat I-n search of a pavilion for my pain. N-o love is love unless it be a seat E-nchanted, where a stone might weep again
Tears are only shed for people we love!
Tears can sometimes be more special than smilesÉ For smiles can be given to any oneÉ But tears are only shed for people we love! Happy ValentineÕs Day !
Love is nothinng but how you value each other
Love is not how long uÕve been together, Not how much uÕve given or receive, Not how many times uÕve helped each other, ItÕs how u value each other ! Happy ValentineÕs Day !
If a purfumed rose touches your face
If a purfumed rose touches your face, If your mobile dances on a nice tone, Remember its me trying to say you ÔHappy valentines dayÕ
You are my Valentine
Love is Life Love is Knife It cuts our throat, till the time we thrive, sorrow and nature, donÕt go aside, but smile and say, that u r my ValentineÉ.
Valentines Day is a lovely day for all lovers
Valentine is a lovely day 4 all lovers & i think itÕs also u! Because u r my sweet ÔVALENTINEÕ HAPPY VALENTINEÕS DAY
I love you and care for you more than forever
Wherever I may go; Whatever I do; On ValentineÕs Day IÕd like to say I love you & I care for you more than you do.
Happy Valentines
Love so much my heart is sure. As time goes on I love u more, Your happy smile, Your loving face, no 1 will ever take ur place. Wish u a Happy ValentineÕs Day!
Love is the greatest feeling, Love is like a play
Love is the greatest feeling, Love is like a play, Love is what I feel for you,Each and every day, Love is like a smile, Love is like a song, Love is a great emotion,That keeps us going strong, I love you with my heart, My body and my soul, I love the way I keep loving, Like a love I canÔt control, So remember when your eyes meet mine, I love you with all my heart, And I have poured my entire soul into you, Right from the very start. Happy valentine day
Roses on Valentines Day from me
---;-<@ ---;-<@ ---;-<@ Roses exclusively from a nice person... ÔUÔ From a simple person... ÔMEÔ Keep roses until they dry... Keep my relation until I die... Happy ValentineÔs Day !
Love butterfly
If a butterfly comes close to you, if a purfumed rose touches your face, if your mobile dances on a nice tone, remember its me trying to say you Ôhappy valentineÔs dayÔÉ.
Be my Valentine
U r my love & u r my valentineÉ I do love u & itÕs true, I never knew my life without u I wanna live but itÕs only with u, Please be my valentine, I will hold u 4ever
Only I can write, I Love You
I searched through books & leafed through cards, For words that wud convey, what I had in my heart, But when I sat down to write, all I can write wasÉ. I Love You! Happy ValentineÕs Day!
What will be my valentines gift
Wondering what my Valentine lover Will give me on ValentineÕs day Will it be a trip abroad? Will it be money for me to hoard? Will it be a diamond ring? Will it be two lovebirds to happily sing? Will it be a brand new car? Will he reach up for the bewitching stars? No my Valentine lover Had cupidÕs dart He aimed the dart Towards my heart My Valentine lover gave me his heart In return I gave him mine To keep with him Till the end of time Yes; my Valentine lover gave me his heart!
To My Valentine
To My Valentine T-o my Valentine, with all my love, O-f whom I cannot say enough in praise, M-ay my love for you sufficient prove, Y-earning to redeem your caustic days. V-ortices within may drag you down. A-nchor, then, in my serenity. L-ove saves some who otherwise might drown, E-mbarked alone upon their Galilee. N-or should you deem your own love not enough T-o be the chapel to which I retreat I-n search of a pavilion for my pain. N-o love is love unless it be a seat E-nchanted, where a stone might weep again
Tears are only shed for people we love!
Tears can sometimes be more special than smilesÉ For smiles can be given to any oneÉ But tears are only shed for people we love! Happy ValentineÕs Day !
Love is nothinng but how you value each other
Love is not how long uÕve been together, Not how much uÕve given or receive, Not how many times uÕve helped each other, ItÕs how u value each other ! Happy ValentineÕs Day !
If a purfumed rose touches your face
If a purfumed rose touches your face, If your mobile dances on a nice tone, Remember its me trying to say you ÔHappy valentines dayÕ
You are my Valentine
Love is Life Love is Knife It cuts our throat, till the time we thrive, sorrow and nature, donÕt go aside, but smile and say, that u r my ValentineÉ.
I love you and care for you more than forever
Wherever I may go; Whatever I do; On ValentineÕs Day IÕd like to say I love you & I care for you more than you do.

Engineer Sms
Some realities: -A guy with a charming personality, having attitude is an Army Officer! -A guy with lots of attitude and cuteness on face is a doctor! -A guy with lots of brain and money is a businessman! -A guy with no money, no cuteness, no personality and still attitude is an ENGINEER. *Conditions Apply. Exceptions
Things Girls and Boys Do in an Exam Hall
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A B.Tech student took his girlfriend to his home
A B.Tech student took his girlfriend to his home after completing B.tech Father asked who is she.. Son replied.. . . . . . . . My campus selection!!
Teacher: why are u late!
Killer Attitude Teacher: why are u late! Student: Does it really matter. You still get paid!!
Exams ke ek din pehle mujhe hosh aaya
Exams ke ek din pehle mujhe hosh aaya socha meine bohot aur cheating karne ka plan banaya bathroom mein kardi meine cheating ki setting aur ab bus karni thi mujhe bathroom jane ki acting Exam paper dekh ke meri ankhon ke aage andhera chaya kia bataon paper tha physics aur mein chemistry le aaya.
Principal Pappu Se
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7 great qualities of students
7 great qualities of students: 1- CONSISTENCY: Once a zero, always a zero. 2- VOICE MODULATION: Attendance in5 different voices. 3- PRESENTATION SKILL: Presenting 1answer in 5 different ways for 5 different Questions. 4- ART: Designing Classroom Tables. 5- STAMINA: Tolerate teachers for 90 mint lectures. 6- PERIPHERAL VISION: Checking out a girl and guy sitting behind. 7- HUMANITY: Giving others chance 2 Top.
Kehdo un parhne walon se
Kehdo un parhne walon se, Kabhi hum bhi parha kertay thay, Jitna syllabus parh k wo top kertay hain, Utna to hum choice per chor dia kertay they,
Teacher Student Sms
Teacher: 1 Book + 1 Book? Student: 2 Books Teacher: 2 Books + 2 Books? Student: 4 Books Teacher: (Hun ik aukha question)! 61,789,365 Books + 23,678,989 Books?? Student: LIBRARY
Question: Prove that PAPA = MAMA
Question: Prove that PAPA = MAMA ARTS STUDENT: Out of Course. COMMERCE STUDENT: Wrong Question. MEDICAL STUDENT: What the Hell…its not Possible. ENGINEERING STUDENT: Hmmmm… Force(F) =Mass (M)* accleriation(A) and PRESSORE(P) = force/Area implies PA=MA.. Squaring both side.. PAPA=MAMA Hence proved.. ENGINEER ROCKS Tin Tin Tidin
Mat chhino college ke baccho se mobile
Mat chhino college ke baccho se mobile, ye akele rehne se darte hai, le lo exam bhi FACEBOOK par.. kyun ki ye ek hi chiz to hai jo mann lagakar use krte hae.
Side effect of excess study
Side effect of excess study: A guy went to restaurant, He wanted to see the menu but He forgot what it is called he ask waiter, . Syllabus lana…!!!
The Funniest Situation in Student Life
The Funniest Situation in Student Life: . . . . . When u have No idea what to Write in the Paper & the Examiner Comes & Says.. *Plz Hide ur Answer Sheet*
Sir: Angrezo Ne CHAND par PANI aur BARAF ki Khoj kar li hai
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3 College Rules
3 College Rules: 1) Be quiet in class bcoz other are sleeping. 2) Dont forget to carry ur book bcoz it work as pillow. 3) Keep the college clean…. So always be Absent.
University exam mein Wife per essay likhne ko kaha gaya
University exam mein WIFE per essay likhne ko kaha gya. 1 student ne sirf 1 hi sentence likha aur usey pure marks mile, She has a Problem for every Solution.
Principle to Students
Principle to Students: U people must sleep atleast 7 hrs a day.. Student: Impossible Sir!!! School is only for 6 hrs
Khubsurat ladkiyan zyada padhai nahi karti
Khubsurat ladkiyan zyada padhai nahi karti bcoz wo janti hai ke duniya ke kisi kone mein koi gadha unke liye engineer ya doctor banraha hoga.
Teacher: Bachchon kasam lo ki daru cigrate or ladki se dur rahoge
Teacher: Bachchon… kasam lo ki daru, cigrate or ladki se dur rahoge Aur desh ke liye jaan bhi de doge. Boys: De denge Jaan! Saali aisi zindagi ka karenge bhi kya.
Teacher: Tell me the names of all the planets
Teacher: Tell me the names of all the planets..!! Student: venus, earth, mars … Teacher: aur bta Stunt: bas badhiya.. tu bata!
Student school mein gadha lekar aaya?
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Question Paper of a 5th Class Boy
Question Paper of a 5th Class boy: Write an essay about your best friend in 200 words. Given time half an hour. Boy finished the paper in first minute itself… He just wrote one sentence but he got full marks.. That sentence was “Any combination of 26 alphabets will never express my friend”
Be a Programmer, Think Differently
Teacher Gave Him Punishment To Write 5000 Times “I Will Not Throw Paper Airplanes In Class…” And Submit It Tomorrow…. Next Day, He Submitted The Paper Written #Include Void Main( ) { Clrscr( );Int N; For( N=1 ; N<=5000 ; N++ ) Printf(“I Will Not Throw Paper Airplanes In Class”); Getch( ); } Be A Programmer… Think Differently
MBA passed student speech
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Teacher: Pani mein rahne wale 5 jiv-jantu ke naam batao?
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Rahul Gandhi ko 1 bache ne kaha
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Ragging ke waqt ladko ne ek ladki se kaha
Ragging ke waqt ladko ne ek ladki se kaha, Ek sawal ka jawab do. Patna kahan hai ? Ladki- Bihar mein. Boys- Yahi pat jao itni dur jaane ki kya jrurat hai.
Teacher to Student
Teacher: beta Batao ke fast, faster, fastest forms ko hindi mein kaise kahenge? Student: bhag.. tez bhag…. bhag teri maaa ki…
4 student bike pe ja rahe the
4 student bike pe ja rahe the.. Police: triple swari band hai.. Phir bhi tum 4 baithe ho? Student Pareshan ho ke peeche dekhte hue bola: 5wa kaha gir gaya be?
K.G. Boy: Mam may I go to toilet?
K.G. Boy: Mam may I go to toilet? Mam: No, A to Z sunao fir jana. Boy: ABCDEFGHIJKLMN_ _QRS_UVWX_Z. Mam: P,O,T,Y kaha hai!! Boy: Meri chaddi mein
Jodiya Swarg me banti hai
Awesome fact.. Colleges n School ko hum log “SWARG” bolte hai.. Hmmm… Tabhi toh bujurg log kehte hai ke “Jodiya SWARG mein banti hai”
Mam: Girls kya Phen Sakti hai..?
Mam: Girls kya Phen Sakti hai..? Student: Saree, Suit, Jeans aur Skirt Mam: Good, Ab Batao Girls kya Nahi Phen Sakti..? Student Sharmate huve Bola: CONDOM
Ek ladka fail hua to uske papa ne kaha
Ek ladka fail hua to uske papa ne kaha- dekh-dekh us ladki ko dekh wo tumhare sath padhti hai, 1st aayi hai. boy- dekh-dekh kya dekh, Usiko dekh-dekh ke to fail hua hoon.
Ultimate Kaliyug
Ultimate Kaliyug: 1st Standard Boy:- Can I kiss Your Hand? 1st Standard Girl:- Why, Is Anything Wrong With My LIPS!!
Lady Teacher- Batao Samosa aur kachori, mein kya fark hai?
Lady Teacher- Bachho, batao Samosa aur kachori, mein kya fark hai? Ek Saitan Baccha bola – Madam, Bra pehenogi to Samosa dikhega, Nahi pehenogi to kachori..
Sir- Kaunsa Panchhi sabse Tez udta hai?
Sir- Kaunsa Panchhi sabse Tez udta hai? Boy- Hathi Sir- Nalayak, Tera baap kya karta hai? Boy- Chhota Rajan ke gang me shooter hai Sir- Shabash, Hathi sahi jawab hai
Teacher: Why did you laugh?
Teacher: Why did you laugh? Boy: I saw 1 strip of your bra. Teacher: Get out of the class for 1 week. 2nd boy laughed. Teacher: Why did u laugh.? Boy: I saw both strips. Teacher: Get out for 1 month. She bent down to take chalk. Little Jhony started walking out. Teacher: Jhony, why r u going out? Jhony: What I just saw, I think my school days r over
1 Nursery Class ka bacha bola
1 Nursery CLASS ka bacha bola Mam me aap ko kaisa lagta hun? Mam- SO SWEET BACHA Apni Side ke Larke Se Bola- Dekha mene kaha tha na line marti hai
Teacher – Dhritrashtra ke 100 Putra the
Teacher- Dhritrashtra ke 100 Putra the, Pamdu Ke sirf 5 Aisa kyu? Student- Sir, kyu ki jinki Aankhen hoti Hai, Unhe Aur Bhi Kaam Hote Hai..!!
Lecture me masti thi
Lecture me masti thi, Hamari b kuch hasti thi, Techers ka sahara tha, Dil ye awara tha, Kaha aa gaye is zindagi ki raftaar me wo school kitna pyara tha

Commerce professor asks, the students:
Commerce professor asks, the students: What is the most important law of finance for starting business..? Freaky Replied: Father-in-Law..!!

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The most awkward moment is when you get back home
The most awkward moment is when you get back home from college and look at yourself in the mirror thinking.. Did I really look like this all day?

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Sometimes i feel like why to study?
Sometimes i feel like why to study? i can get any kind of job in this rushy world which will earn my food at least 3 times but later when i see some salesman roaming from home to home to sell n earn.. damn i rush home.. search my books and start reading.

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Teacher: If You Have 10 Rs & You Ask For 10 Rs from Your Dad
Teacher: If You Have 10 Rs & You Ask For 10 Rs from Your Dad .. How Much In Total You Have?? Student: Rs 10 Teacher: You idiot You Fool You Don’t Know Maths Student: I Know Maths Mam But You Don’t Know My Dad

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Teacher: Where’s your homework?
Teacher: Where’s your homework? Girl: Um… (looks to boyfriend for help)? Boy: It was my fault. Sorry. Girl: (whispers) What r u doing? (he smiled & winked at her) Teacher: What? Boy: It was my fault. Teacher: How so? Boy: I walked her to school today & offered to carry her books. Teacher: So where’s her homework? Boy: I dropped it. Teacher: Why? Boy: I dropped it when I was beating up a guy for saying you weren’t the best teacher ever. (everyone laughs & teacher smiles) Teacher: I’ll give you one more day to get it finished!

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Full from of School and Class
Full from of- S.C.H.O.O.L. -Six Crappy Hours Of Our Life Full form of: C.L.A.S.S. -Come Late And Start Sleeping.

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Teacher: You Just Got 5 Marks
Teacher: You Just Got 5 Marks And Still You Are Laughing. Student: I Am Wondering How I Got 5 Marks Even… I Wrote Song Lyrics.

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Single sheet of paper cannot decide my future
Im a great fan of Thomas Edison, Because of his quote that…!! Tomorrow is my exam but I dont care Because a single sheet of paper cannot decide my future.

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Awesome Moment When You Get!
That Awesome Moment When You Get.. A Good Grade For A Test You Didn’t Study For & Suddenly Your Mom Wakes You & You Realize It Was Just A Dream..

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School Sms
~ SCHOOL LIFE ~ Most Irritating Moment Morning Alarm Most Difficult Task To Find Socks Most Dreadful Journey Way To Class Most Lovely Time Meeting Friends Most Tragic Moment Surprise Test in 1st Period Most Wonderful News Teacher is Absent

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Kabhi kabhi dil chahta hai kuch aisa ho jaye
Kabhi kabhi dil chahta hai kuch aisa ho jaye Paper ho par result na aye, Class ho par teachr na aye, Bus me baithe par school na jaye, Picnic jaye or wapis na aye, Hafte me 3 din ho aur fir Sunday aye. Sote rahe din bhar, Shaam ko ghumne jaye, Hum bilkul na padhe aur pass ho jaye, Sab dost saath rahe aur chuttiyan manaye, Jise chahte he dil se wo apna ho jaye, Barish me bheege or zor se gaye, Duniya ko bhul Kr fir bacche ban jaye Bheed se dur ek duniya banaye, Saari zindgi bas yuhi kat jaye, Kaash ye saare sapne sach ho jaye Kabhi kabhi dil chahta h kuch aisa ho jaye.

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Frnd k saath kro ya grlfrnd k sath
Frnd k saath kro ya grlfrnd k sath, room me kro ya badroom me, bad par kro ya fir sofe pe, din me kro ya fir raat me, ground me karo ya garden me kro, aakhir success hone k liye padhai to krni padegi na.

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My teacher pointed me with her ruler and said
My teacher pointed me with her ruler and said: at the end of this ruler there is an idiot. I got detention after asking her: which end?

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4 Saal lagte hain ek insaan ko engineer ban-ne mein
4 Saal lagte hain ek insaan ko engineer ban-ne mein Phir Chahay saari zindgi laga lo Wo wapas insaan nahi ban sakta.

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Behind Every FAIL Student There is A HOT Girlfriend
Behind Every FAIL Student There is A HOT Girlfriend And What About TOPPERS? ‘ . . . . A HOT Madam Jis ki Wajah Se Kaminey Sari Classes Attend Karte Hain

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High class insult
High class insult Teacher- Tum aaj 50 min late aaye ho. Ye koi time hai class me aane ka.. Student- Sir, mai late nahi aaya hu. Mai to agle lecture ke liye jaldi aaya hu.

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Har tarf padhai ki moh maya hai
Har tarf padhai ki moh maya hai, Kitabo mein jivaan kisne paya hai, Hum to jate hai ladkiya dekhne aur madam kehti thi, Ladka itni thandd mein bhi padhne aya hai.

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College Jokes
PROFESSOR – Fools ask so many questions which make a Wise man go Mad. PAPPU – You are right sir, we go thru a similar situation during our exams.!
WHY is a Lecturer Greater as compared to a Mother.?
WHY is a Lecturer Greater as compared to a Mother.? Bcause a mother can put only 1 child to sleep, but… A lecturer cAn put the Whole clAss to sleep…
What is Red and goes Tring Tring.?
What is Red and goes Tring Tring.? Guess TOMATO the Tring Tring was to confuse you.. . OK again What is Red and goes Tring Tring.? guess Black Phone the Red was to confuse you.. . OK again what is Red and goes Tring Tring.? guess CAKE both Red and Tring Tring was to confuse you.. . OK again what is Red and goes Tring Tring.? guess FIRE ENGINE and you thought I was confusing you. . And that’s how they ask in the exams.! Be ready..
A Fool can Ask More Questions that a Wise person canNot Answer
Someone said, ‘A Fool can Ask More Questions that a Wise person canNot Answer’ Student : No wonder why so many of us are speechless when Lecturers ask questions
How 2 spnd 3hrs in xam hall?
How 2 spnd 3hrs in xam hall? (2pm to 5pm) 2:00- 2:10 writ d reg no&sub cod 2:10-2:40 read crfuly d instrctn given 2:40-3:40 read d questn paper twice 3:40-4:15 see if you understand any question 4:15-4:20 ask 4 water & drnk 4:20-4:50 check whether u’ve filled al d details carfuly #Last 10 mnts relax..
Why do students fail in exams?
Why do students fail in exams? BECOZ Eight hours of sleep each day =122 days 365-122=243 summer holidays=61 days 243-61=182 sundays in a year= 52 days 182-52=130 festival holidays= 40 days 130-40=90 3 hrs of daily routine=46 days 90-46=44 winter holiays=15 days 44-15=29 1hr of chatting per day=15 days 29-15=14 sickness days/yr = 10 days 14-10=4 film time in a yr= 3 days 4-3=1 remaining 1day is their HAPPY BIRTHDAY…
We Complete our Syllabus in 1 Day, what our Lecturers Try to In 1 Year.!! :-(
A GENIUS is a Person who Can Do for $1 what others Can Do for $100″ – As such we Complete our Syllabus in 1 Day, what our Lecturers Try to In 1 Year.!
What is the answer ?
One Night 4 College Students Were Playing Till Late Night And Didn’t Study For The Test Which Was Scheduled For The Next Day.In the morning they thought of a plan. They made themselves look as dirty and weird with grease and dirt. They then went up to the Dean and said that they had gone out to a wedding last night and on their return the tyre of their car burst and they had to push the car all the way back and that they were in no condition to appear for the test. So the Dean said they can have the re-test after 3 days. They thanked him and said they will be ready by that time. On the third day they appeared before the Dean. The Dean said that as this was a Special Condition Test, All four were required to sit in separate classrooms for the test. They all agreed as they had prepared well in the last 3 days. The Test consisted of 2 questions with the total of 100 Marks. Q.1. Your Name…………………….( 2 MARKS ) Q.2. Which tyre burst?……………( 98 MARKS ) a) Front Left b) Front Right c) Back Left d) Back Right …!!!
Nalayk bano to aise bano ke
Nalayk bano to aise bano ke, Jis din bhi Kitab kholo to, Khud Kitab ke panne tumse puche.. . . . . . Beta aaj tabiyat to theek hai na ya pee rakhi hai..!
Ek din jab wo humse mile to bole kya hume yaad karte ho!
Ek din jab wo humse mile to bole kya hume yaad karte ho….? Ab unhe kon btaye k yaad krna itna asaan hota to.. hum apni class me top na kar lete..!!
Finally, we broke up
Finally, we broke up ….!! . . . . . . . Me and My . . . . . . Books bohat ho gya tha yaar.. hamare bech understanding hi nahi thi..!!
Statement of boys, when they remain unsuccessful
Statement of boys, when they remain unsuccessful in making girlfriends in College.. 1st sem: Meri to pehle se hai 2nd sem: Chalo try karenge 3rd sem: Apne batch me koi dhang ki nahi hai 4th sem: Juniors bhi dhang ki nahi hai 5th sem: Bhai kisise intro to kara 6th sem: Koi bhi chalegi 7th sem: Mere paas time nahi tha varna And Finally With Full Attitude 8th sem: Dekha puri degree ho gayi par aaj tak kisiko bhaav nahi diya
Psychology ka practical ho raha tha
Psychology ka practical ho raha tha. Professor ne 1 Chuhe k liye 1 tarf CAKE aur dusri trf CHUHIYA rakh di. Chuha fouran Cake ki trf lapka. Dusri bar Cake ko badal kr ROTI raki. Chuha Roti ki trf lapka. Is tarah kai bar food-item badle magar Chuha hr bar food ki trf bhaga. Profesr: Bas, sabit ho gya ki BHUKH hi sbse bdi taqat h. Itne me last row ki bench se awaz aai Sir, 1 bar Chuhiya badal k bhi dekh lo,ho skta h wo uski “BEHAN” ho..! Backbenchers Rockz
Paper de de ker Dimagh aisa ho gya hai
Paper de de ker Dimagh aisa ho gya hai Mummy Pochtin hai khane mein kua dun? To Me Kehta Hun Section-B se kuch bhi de do
29% students sitting in class wonder
29% students sitting in class wonder who would die if the fan falls down and remaining 71% students wonder if terrorist attacks how would I save the class

College meals are generally un…
College meals are generally unpopular with those who have to eat them and sometimes with good reason. “What kind of pie do you call this?” asked one student indignantly.”What’s it taste like?” asked the cook.””Glue!””Then it’s apple pie the plum …
A son is calling his mom from …
A son is calling his mom from college, and telling her that he had just got his degree. The mother says: That’s great honey! What kind of degree? And the son, almost squealing with excitement says: The best one ever,
“Now my motto in life,” said t…
“Now my motto in life,” said the school chaplain, “is work hard, play hard and pray hard. How about you, Harriet?””My motto is let bygones be bygones.””That’s good. Why did you choose that?””Then I wouldn’t have to take any history …
Q: What do college students an…
Q: What do college students and deer have in common?A: They both stand in the middle of the road and stare at your headlights.
A college friend was going to
A college friend was going to meet a young lady he new.”An old flame? I asked.He winked and said, “More like an unlit match.”
Q: How many graduate students …
Q: How many graduate students does it take to change a light bulb? A: Only one, but it may take him/her more than five years to do it.
The female dormitory will be o…
The female dormitory will be out-of-bounds for all male students, so too the male dormitory to the female students. Anybody caught breaking this rule will be fined $20 the first time. Anybody caught breaking this rule the second time will …
A college student in a philoso…
A college student in a philosophy class was taking his first examination. On the paper there was a single line which simply said: “Is this a question?” – Discuss. After a short time he wrote: “If that is a question, …
Two storks are sitting in thei…
Two storks are sitting in their nest: a father stork and baby stork. The baby stork is crying and crying and father stork is trying to calm him. “Don’t worry, son. Your mother will come back. She’s only bringing people
Sorority Girls
What Do Sorority Girls And Tampons Have In Common? they're Both Stuck Up Cunts
Roll Tide Roll Down The Hill
Why Do Alabama Grads Put Thier Diplomas In The Windshield? a: To Park In Handicapped Spaces

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